He starts her in the body
of a call girl, Jacqueline Lorians, but finds that he is insanely
aroused by her, and very jealous. He decides to put her in a less
lustful body, and chooses an Army private, Joanna Storm, only to have
her invade the mens barracks showers, then seduce the captain. Next,
he tries the body of a "TupperWorld" saleswoman, Anna
Ventura. By this time, the Devil's Advocate has figured out that the
boss is in love, and hell might be ripe for a takeover. He changes the
TupperWorld samples into adult toys, and Miss Jones is off to the
races again. In desperation, Luci tries her in a nun's body, but Saint
Peter stops that foolishness, and demands she be put back into the
call girl. Luci abdicates, and the two live happily ever after. |
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The physical comedy, sight gags, puns,
and cerebral jokes are, for me, the highlight of this film. Every
moment is stuffed with some gag. Ron Jeremy, for instance, as a
dickhead guard, tries to suck himself off in a very brief scene.
Cleopatra asks Marie Antoinette for head, but Marie declines.
"The last time I gave head to someone, they didn't return
it." Not only is it a very good comedy, but it is good couples
fare, as the Jones character is an assertive woman who demands and
gets her pleasure, and initiates most of the sex. The film is shot
with a minimum of monster shots and with faces visible most of the
time. Director Henri Pachard is credited with 293 adult films, and
this may well be his best.
If you are going to watch only one
classic hard core with your significant other, this would be a very
good choice. While the hard core elements are there, it is
almost more comedy than adult entertainment, and the brevity of the
sex scenes keeps them from becoming boring. The DVD transfer is not
bad, and this was obviously mastered from a decent print. |
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IMDb
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
is. My own
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this
description, this film is a C+. (In the world of classic hard
core, this is one of the best).
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